As it is Friday – on Facebook the regular round up – of TFI Friday, is it Barbie weather and looking forward to the first glass of wine etc – (but spare a thought for this people working over the weekend), I thought it would be good for a little Friday Fun day comments.

These are true examples of answers given in recent GCSE’s – enjoy these (all true)  it the safe thought that this is our future generation coming through!

These are allegedly answers that were actually given in G.C.S.E (UK) school exams

Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.

Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What is the Fibula? A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean? A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section." A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure? A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness? A: When you are sick at the airport

Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its meaning. A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean? A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Have a great weekend

Regards

Oakesy