US company Embassy Suites Hotels has announced the five winning slogans of its Do Not Disturb contest, where customers were challenged to come up with their own alternatives to the doorknob sign for sleeping - or otherwise occupied - guests.
The winner came up with the ingenious: "shhh! I'm hatching a plan to bust some little soaps out of here." He can sleep soundly at night knowing his sign is hanging from hotel room doors all over the states..
Those that came close were:
"Pillow fight in progress"
"There are days when I wish I could wear this around my neck"
"I've built a pillow fort and I'm not opening the door for anybody"
"Aw Mom, just five more minutes. Please?"
Nice wholesome entries from US travellers - I wonder what us Brits would have come up with...?