Ever wondered what it would be like to go to a romantic couples' resort on your own? Travel Weekly chief sub Megan Turner knows...
Sandals likes to brand its Caribbean resorts as 'created for two people in love', so you can imagine the suspicion I aroused on a recent Sandals fam trip to Jamaica when I requested a table for one at breakfast.
I was shown to my table, which was surrounded by several other breakfasting couples - in love.
I sensed that all eyes were on solitary me. From a distance I could hear the cogs whirring as my fellow diners' imaginations went into overdrive: "I bet she's had a ruckus with her hubby and she's left him to stew while she contemplates divorce over a toasted waffle."
"Evil cow," I imagined another onlooker whisper, "she's only been married five minutes and she's killed him already. She probably buried him on the beach."
As I self-consciously slurped my tea, the sound of Chic's song 'Soup for one' played out in my head. This was depressing.
I got up and headed for the toaster, where I was accosted by a British woman who, without seeing fit to greet me first, asked: "Are you getting married?"
"No," I replied, with an amused look.
"Oh. It's just that we were wondering why you were eating breakfast alone. We thought you might have been avoiding the groom on your wedding day."
I explained why I was there and she returned excitedly to her husband with her toast to tell all.
"She's a journalist..." I heard the woman say.
"Ohhhhhhhh..." I imagined the other listening-in couples say, their fun ruined, before returning to their petit dejeuner a deux.
Megan Turner, chief sub-editor