I suppose it's surprising nobody has done this before - after all, the likes of Longleat and Woburn have been doing high-profile UK approximations of the safari for years.
So why not a UK approximation of the safari lodge? Port Lympne Wild Animal Park in Kent is to open Livingstone Safari Lodge, 10 luxury safari tents set in 100 acres of grounds containing black rhino, giraffes, ostrich, wildebeest, blackbuck and antelope.


Careful you don't confuse it with the other Livingstone Safari Lodge, which has a more exotic location (near Victoria Falls in Zambia) and a rather heftier price tag.
Back in Kent, guests get a 90-minute safari, a six-course dinner with a 'bona fide' Zimbabwean ranger and a second drive out the following morning. It's £150 per person based on two sharing.
When I contacted Port Lympne about opportunities for travel agents they said they were 'happy to talk about commission' - so if you specialise in UK holidays get in there quick-smart, because this looks like a desirable little weekend break. Totallywild.net or 01303 23419.
(Watch out for it on TV, too - apparently BBC News is filming there on Thursday and Friday.)
Nathan Midgley, web producer