BACKCHAT has had a tough assignment 'checking out' a new resort in the middle of the Indian Ocean.
Helicoptered on to the exclusive island which typically costs £1,000 a night she began her first task - exploring and testing the facilities of the enormous one-bedroom villa.
This involved trying out three showers - the indoor shower, the outdoor shower, the half-in/half-out shower - before trekking down the 50-plus steps to her private Jacuzzi. This was complete with adjacent outdoor double bed designed for rest before climbing the steps back up to the villa.
Next on the agenda was the task of 'checking out' each of the seven secluded beaches.
After three beaches, Backchat felt exhausted, stopped for a break and fell asleep.
In her dreamy state she awoke to a familiar, sexy voice, saying "stunning, absolutely stunning...".
Smiling, she opened her eyes to see none other than 007 Pierce Brosnan standing a couple of feet from her sunlounger.
Unfortunately, he was extolling the virtues of the scenery, not of Backchat...
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